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Old 12-24-2011, 12:54 AM   #11
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Old 12-24-2011, 02:48 AM   #12
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Old 12-24-2011, 05:41 AM   #13
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Hah! I just caught on to your joke numbering system, Roadfix.
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Old 12-24-2011, 06:29 AM   #14
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Its me dave, open up man.
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Old 12-24-2011, 08:53 AM   #15
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I don't get the numbering system--help me out here.

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My nephews will be the victims of the gummi bear and penguin jokes, thank you.
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Old 12-24-2011, 09:31 AM   #16
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Old 12-24-2011, 09:36 AM   #17
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Its me dave, open up man.

Dave's not here!!!!
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It's terrible, isn't it?

I need a few more for my nephews for tonight. Anybody have any good ones for the 7 year old?
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It's terrible, isn't it?

I need a few more for my nephews for tonight. Anybody have any good ones for the 7 year old?
What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?
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When you sneeze, which way does it go?
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