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Old 12-24-2011, 10:48 AM   #21
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Oh I can see him telling this one with gusto to everyone in the family, let's just hope he doesn't have a cold.

Thank you PF. I need more, he has a quick wit and short attention span.
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:56 AM   #22
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Oh I can see him telling this one with gusto to everyone in the family, let's just hope he doesn't have a cold.

Thank you PF. I need more, he has a quick wit and short attention span.
And I've developed Jr. Alzheimer's, racking my brain and can't think of any more. We hear one everyday at work in morning meeting.

try looking here: Kids Jokes, Knock Knock, Silly Jokes, and More!
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Old 12-24-2011, 11:10 AM   #23
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I don't get the numbering system--help me out here...
Yesterday's date without hyphons or slashes
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Old 12-24-2011, 11:12 AM   #24
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Okay, that was my slack-jawed "Duh!" moment for the day...
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Old 12-24-2011, 11:16 AM   #25
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Okay, that was my slack-jawed "Duh!" moment for the day...
You have to be looking at it half asleep, like I was this morning. Then it stands right out
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Does anyone know why we put an angel on top of a Yule tree?
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You have to be looking at it half asleep, like I was this morning. Then it stands right out
Thanks! I couldn't make heads nor tails with it.
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Does anyone know why we put an angel on top of a Yule tree?
I don't know. Is it because resistance would be impolite?
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Old 12-24-2011, 11:31 AM   #29
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Does anyone know why we put an angel on top of a Yule tree?
Actually I do...it's a long story. My user name once upon a time used to be "TreetopAngel" because of that joke.
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Two birds are sitting on a perch. One says to the other "I smell fish".....
Speaking of fish, I know of a dirty fish joke.
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