I don't know. Is it because resistance would be impolite?
It was many years ago. Rudolph had a cold and his nose wouldn't light up. The elves were threatening to go on strike. The candy canes couldn't be found. Deliveries were coming in too fast and Santa was frantic.
I tiny little angel, dragging an enormous tree asked Santa where did he want the angel to put the tree. Santa replied, "Stick it where the sun doesn't shine."
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
It is Saturday morning. The little wife decides to do her spring cleaning. So hubby goes outside and decides to work on the car. He takes the engine apart, piece by piece and cleans all the parts. He then starts to put it back together. He get down to the last screw and the screwdriver slips right across his palm. There is blood all over the engine. What is the moral of the story.
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You can get blood out of a tuneup.
Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"