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Old 12-24-2011, 12:04 PM   #31
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I don't know. Is it because resistance would be impolite?
It was many years ago. Rudolph had a cold and his nose wouldn't light up. The elves were threatening to go on strike. The candy canes couldn't be found. Deliveries were coming in too fast and Santa was frantic.

I tiny little angel, dragging an enormous tree asked Santa where did he want the angel to put the tree. Santa replied, "Stick it where the sun doesn't shine."
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Old 12-24-2011, 05:13 PM   #32
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Okay I'm done. The tree angel joke didn't make the cut, amazingly
finished writing them up.

Two elephants walked off the cliff.
Boom Boom. (I had to write some he'd get without asking for an explanation.)
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Old 12-28-2011, 06:56 AM   #33
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Okay. My one bad one.

It is Saturday morning. The little wife decides to do her spring cleaning. So hubby goes outside and decides to work on the car. He takes the engine apart, piece by piece and cleans all the parts. He then starts to put it back together. He get down to the last screw and the screwdriver slips right across his palm. There is blood all over the engine. What is the moral of the story.


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You can get blood out of a tuneup.
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Old 12-28-2011, 07:53 AM   #34
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ROFL!!!
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Old 12-28-2011, 08:37 AM   #35
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ROFL!!!
Glad you enjoyed it. I have another one that insults Christians and Jews alike. I call it my Easter/Passover joke.
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Glad you enjoyed it. I have another one that insults Christians and Jews alike. I call it my Easter/Passover joke.
That one probably should be offered in PM. Don't want to insult too many people.
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