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Old 05-10-2006, 01:53 PM   #1
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Talking Joke

One of my male, married friends sent me this, wonder if he's trying to tell me something...

In answer to A woman's view of the average man :)


Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose
a
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the
men
increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to
choose
a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back
down
except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends
went to
the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love
kids."
The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having
a job
or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second
floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and
are
extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's
further up?"

Third floor This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely
good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the
women,
"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying
jobs,
love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have
a
strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what
must
be awaiting us further on!

So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists
only
to prove that women are ****ing impossible to please. The exit is to
your
left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

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Old 05-10-2006, 02:08 PM   #2
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Sad, isn't it??
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Old 05-10-2006, 02:26 PM   #3
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Reminds me of this:

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Old 05-10-2006, 02:46 PM   #4
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LOL! You can tell that image was intended as a joke. A Sears and a J.C. Penny's in the same mall??? Pure Fiction! LOL!

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Omigod, love it lol
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Old 05-10-2006, 03:06 PM   #6
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LOL! You can tell that image was intended as a joke. A Sears and a J.C. Penny's in the same mall??? Pure Fiction! LOL!

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Actually, Town East Mall in Mesquite Texas, which is WAY too big imo, has Sears, Dillard, JC Penneys and Foleys.

http://www.towneastmall.com/html/StoreDirectory.asp
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LOL! You can tell that image was intended as a joke. A Sears and a J.C. Penny's in the same mall??? Pure Fiction! LOL!

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that had me ROLFing!

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Old 05-10-2006, 04:52 PM   #8
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we have macys, sears, dillards and JCPennys in the same malls in memphis
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Old 05-10-2006, 04:57 PM   #9
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Chef Jimmy, aren't y'all supposed to go to that big one out in Collierville now? MIL/SIL keep telling me that the malls in Memphis are either closing or getting too dangerous to go to.
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Old 05-10-2006, 05:00 PM   #10
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yes, the one in collierville is an outside mall with no awnings so when the weather is bad is is not a good place to "browse" Wolfchase mall is the largest and in cordova and it is still very good, but yes the others have closed except oak court and it is very small compared to the others.
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