Trip
Senior Cook
One of my male, married friends sent me this, wonder if he's trying to tell me something...
In answer to A woman's view of the average man
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose
a
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the
men
increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to
choose
a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back
down
except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends
went to
the shopping centre to find some husbands...
First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love
kids."
The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having
a job
or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second
floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and
are
extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's
further up?"
Third floor This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely
good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the
women,
"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying
jobs,
love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have
a
strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what
must
be awaiting us further on!
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists
only
to prove that women are ****ing impossible to please. The exit is to
your
left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
In answer to A woman's view of the average man
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose
a
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the
men
increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to
choose
a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back
down
except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends
went to
the shopping centre to find some husbands...
First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love
kids."
The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having
a job
or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second
floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and
are
extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's
further up?"
Third floor This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely
good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the
women,
"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying
jobs,
love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have
a
strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what
must
be awaiting us further on!
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists
only
to prove that women are ****ing impossible to please. The exit is to
your
left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
