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Old 04-15-2008, 01:14 PM   #1
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Had this emailed to me today, thought I would share it as it has a cooking theme.

*Rice Preference*

The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.

One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So . . . how do you like your rice? Boiled? Or fried?"

Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, "Thrown."

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*


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Old 04-15-2008, 02:26 PM   #2
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That's a big broad hint! Good joke.

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Old 04-15-2008, 03:00 PM   #3
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Old 04-15-2008, 03:24 PM   #4
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Old 04-15-2008, 09:17 PM   #5
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I don't get it..

Just kidding!! So all that talk of kids and houses and picket fences didn't the hint across eh?
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Old 04-15-2008, 10:34 PM   #6
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No duh!! Really cute. Thanks Ray.

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