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Old 02-15-2007, 03:10 PM   #41
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New Slogans for Fast Food Restaurants:


McDonald's -- New cooler coffee!
Starbucks -- Now with 0.9% financing on the new Quad Macchiato.
KFC -- No, we're NOT a rap group.
And, my personal favorite:
Taco Bell -- Working around the clock to invent new ways to combine the same 5 ingredients.


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Old 02-15-2007, 03:24 PM   #42
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Telecom History: Did You Know?
After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 1000 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortly after headlines in the UK newspapers read; English archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year old fibre-optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech digital communications network a thousand years earlier than the Scots.
One week later, Irish newspapers reported the following: After digging as deep as 5000 meters in a County Mayo bog, Irish scientists have found absolutely nothing. They, therefore, have concluded that 5000 years ago, Ireland inhabitants were already using wireless technology.
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:35 PM   #43
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What is Invisible and smells like carrots?
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Bunny Farts!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:42 PM   #44
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Doctor, Doctor I?ve lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?
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Old 02-15-2007, 09:11 PM   #45
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Question...

Why does rain drop and snow fall???
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Old 02-15-2007, 09:32 PM   #46
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It's hard to keep this "PG" but I'll try...

What two words will clear out a mens bathroom?
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"Nice 'package'."
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original version rhymes with slick.
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Old 02-16-2007, 12:33 AM   #47
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what is the difference between American beer and a canoe...?


the are both pretty(insert word)close to water.
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Old 02-20-2007, 01:05 PM   #48
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Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

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Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? (I like this one)
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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? (Hmmmm)

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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

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If it's true ! that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

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If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

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Old 02-20-2007, 01:13 PM   #49
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OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?



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Old 02-20-2007, 01:21 PM   #50
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Tans? I'm leaving that one to your imagination.
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