[Joke]Three engineers

[Lefty7887]

Three engineers are riding in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car stalls and stops by the side of the road. The three engineers look at each other with bewilderment, wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer, not knowing much about mechanics, suggests, "Let's strip down the electronics of the car and try to trace where a fault might have occurred."
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about electronics, suggests, "Maybe the fuel has become emulsified and is causing a blockage somewhere in the system."
The Microsoft engineer suggests, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it will work."

 

[miniman]

I love it - typical comppter geek answer.

 

[buckytom]

rofl, lefty.

i just read this out loud in my office. lotsa laughs from a bunch of windows geeks.

 

[smoke king]

!!

 

[RobsanX]

A physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer are standing at the goal line of a football field. A cheerleader at the opposite end of the field tells them to start walking toward her, but each time they walk they can only travel half the distance from them to her.

The physicist exclaims "Well we'll never get to her!" The mathematician pipes up "Wrong! We'll get to her, but it will take an infinite amount of time." The Engineer coolly looks at the other two and says "You two may never reach her, but trust me, I'll get close enough for all practical purposes!"

 

[roadfix]

Genious! .....both jokes.

 

[radhuni]

 

[Maverick2272]

On both jokes!!

Bill Gates = Revenge of the Nerds!!

 

[ronjohn55]

Reminds me of this one, too:

The Engineer and the Manager

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.
"The man below says, "You must be a manager."
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."

 

[RobsanX]

^^^

 

[Maverick2272]

Oh oh oh I am sending that to all the middle managers I know!!!