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Old 08-09-2007, 12:19 AM   #1
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The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a
>> good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats.
>> It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now."
>> The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you
>> told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people
>> back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n
>> 'roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the
>> balcony."
>> "Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that
>> you are open to the new ideas of youth."
>> "All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly
>> priest, "but I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru
>> confessional."
>> "But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the
>> donations have nearly doubled since I began that!"
>> "Yes," replied the elderly priest, "and I appreciate that. But
>> the flashing neon sign 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to ****' cannot stay on the
>> church roof

>>> >>
>>> >>A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
>>> >>and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
>>> >>The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug
>>> >>through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. What
>>> >>does it look like?" she finally asked.
>>> >>The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
>>> >>The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it,
>>> >>and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde
>>> >>officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you
>>> >>can go. I didn't realize you were a cop"
>>> >


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Old 08-09-2007, 05:39 AM   #2
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Those were so cute, thanks for sharing.

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Old 08-09-2007, 07:31 AM   #3
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Perfetct 10's Miss Dove. Both of Them!!!
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Old 08-09-2007, 03:30 PM   #4
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Love the blonde joke!
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:22 PM   #5
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lol. love 'em
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Old 08-09-2007, 11:38 PM   #6
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Lol, love the blonde joke. I'd love to share my jokes... but some people might not find them funny... I'll keep them to myself. After all, lots of dirty jokes are learned in a kitchen at a restaurant or at home.

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