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The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a
>> good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats.
>> It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now."
>>
>> The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you
>> told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people
>> back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n
>> 'roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the
>> balcony."
>>
>> "Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that
>> you are open to the new ideas of youth."
>>
>> "All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly
>> priest, "but I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru
>> confessional."
>>
>> "But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the
>> donations have nearly doubled since I began that!"
>>
>> "Yes," replied the elderly priest, "and I appreciate that. But
>> the flashing neon sign 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to ****' cannot stay on the
>> church roof
>
>>> >>FINALLY...THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
>>> >>
>>> >>A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
>>>
>>> >>and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
>>> >>The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug
>>> >>through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. What
>>> >>does it look like?" she finally asked.
>>> >>The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
>>> >>The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it,
>>> >>and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde
>>> >>officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you
>>> >>can go. I didn't realize you were a cop"
>>> >
>> good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats.
>> It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now."
>>
>> The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you
>> told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people
>> back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n
>> 'roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the
>> balcony."
>>
>> "Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that
>> you are open to the new ideas of youth."
>>
>> "All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly
>> priest, "but I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru
>> confessional."
>>
>> "But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the
>> donations have nearly doubled since I began that!"
>>
>> "Yes," replied the elderly priest, "and I appreciate that. But
>> the flashing neon sign 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to ****' cannot stay on the
>> church roof
>
>>> >>FINALLY...THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
>>> >>
>>> >>A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
>>>
>>> >>and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
>>> >>The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug
>>> >>through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. What
>>> >>does it look like?" she finally asked.
>>> >>The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
>>> >>The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it,
>>> >>and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde
>>> >>officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you
>>> >>can go. I didn't realize you were a cop"
>>> >
