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Old 08-31-2007, 02:54 AM   #1
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> > The South
> > Alabama:
> >
> >
> > The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice,
> > so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called
> > her into his office and said,
> >
> > "You graduated from the University of Alabama and I need some
> > help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you
> > take off?"
> >
> > The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything
> > but my earrings."

> > Tennessee:


> > A group of Tennessee friends went deer hunting and paired off in
> > twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
> > staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
> >
> > "Where's Henry?" the others asked." Henry had a stroke of some
> > kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter
> > replied. "You left Henry lying out there and carried the deer back?"
they
> > inquired."
> >
> > A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going
> > to steal Henry!" > >
> >
> > Louisiana:
> >
> > A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of the
> > world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana".
> >
> > When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because
> > everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the
> > civilized world.
> >
> > Mississippi:
> >
> > The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and
> > said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from
the parking
> > lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
> >
> > The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the tag number."
> >
> >
> >
> > Georgia:
> >
> >
> > A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75. The
> > trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
> >
> > The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
> >
> >
> >
> > North Carolina:
> >
> >
> >
> > A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side
> > of the road, and proceeded to put
> > a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.
> > Then he got back in the car to wait.
> >
> > A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious s
> > he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem
> > was.
> >
> > The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
> >
> > The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
> >
> > The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put
> > flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it
> > neither."
> >
> >
> >
> > And the favorite:
> >
> >
> >
> > You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of
> > anyone retiring and moving North!
> >
> >
> >
> >

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Old 08-31-2007, 06:09 AM   #2
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Old 08-31-2007, 05:20 PM   #3
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Well done, Marge, thank y'all.
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