RPCookin
Executive Chef
You know that we live in a topsy-turvy world when lemonade is made with artificial flavors, while furniture polish is made with real lemons. 
Just Food for Thought
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Whiskadoodle
Executive Chef
Myth: Living in cold weather areas makes you smarter.
Fact: If you were smarter, you wouldn't be living in cold climates.
Fact: If you were smarter, you wouldn't be living in cold climates.
Caslon
Executive Chef
You drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway.
roadfix
Chef Extraordinaire
I'm confused as always...
Whiskadoodle
Executive Chef
Good answer.
Cooking Goddess
Chef Extraordinaire
Just really paid attention to this thread. Hmmmmm, what is the difference between Food for Thought and Stray Thoughts? Seriously, they're both a little like the open-and-close doors in the wall during an episode of Laugh-In. And if you aren't familiar with Laugh-In, look it up in your Funk and Wagnalls - the '60's version of Google. 
Maybe these two threads could get married???????
Maybe these two threads could get married???????
Caslon
Executive Chef
Food for Thought posts and Stray Thought posts. Are we getting senile?
We must be.
We must be.
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RPCookin
Executive Chef
Actually, my original post at the top was from my Facebook feed. It's a paraphrased quote by Alfred E. Newman. How many of us know who that is?
Cooking Goddess
Chef Extraordinaire
Without Googling, the first thing that comes to mind is Mad Magazine. I could be wrong.
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RPCookin
Executive Chef
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Caslon
Executive Chef
This deserves a kitchen hammer, the kind that tenderizes steaks.
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buckytom
Chef Extraordinaire
This thread could be about odd thoughts about food so it's different than Stray Thoughts.
OK, if olive oil is pressed from olives, and grapeseed oil is squeezed from grapeseeds, where does baby oil come from?
OK, if olive oil is pressed from olives, and grapeseed oil is squeezed from grapeseeds, where does baby oil come from?
Caslon
Executive Chef
I have my symbolic kitchen hammer tenderizer at the ready, just in case.
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I think some of feel we'll be dating ourselves if we answer. I read a lot of Mad Magazine.
Cheryl J
Chef Extraordinaire
My brother and I grew up with Mad Magazine back in the day.
Caslon
Executive Chef
Someone put out a list of sayings by George Carlin. A lot of them I'd never read before. They're very good.
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