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Old 08-22-2016, 07:37 PM   #1
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Just Jokes

Ever feel at the end of a really bad day, you try to cheer yourself up by saying... "Oh well, it can't get worse."


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Old 08-23-2016, 01:25 AM   #2
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Shawshank Redemption parody on Family Guy. Narration: "On that night, Andy Dupree crawled his way thru 50 yards of foul disgusting filth I can't even start to imagine. Why he chose enchilada night, I will never know."
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Old 08-23-2016, 02:16 AM   #3
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I used to read Reader Digest way back when. That magazine had some funny paragraph sized story jokes.
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Old 08-23-2016, 09:03 PM   #4
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Old 08-27-2016, 05:49 AM   #5
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A guy walks into a pet shop. He's looking to buy a parrot. He sees 3 parrots for sale.
The owner says the orange one costs $200, the red one costs $400 and the blue one costs $600.

"Why does the blue parrot cost so much more," he asks ?

The shop owner replies..."the other two call him "boss."
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Ever feel at the end of a really bad day, you try to cheer yourself up by saying... "Oh well, it can't get worse."

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Old 09-27-2016, 03:47 PM   #8
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That's FUNNY!
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https://www.walmart.com/ip/Febreze-C...fl-oz/24286964


Online sellers make me laugh sometimes. There's even nutritional facts.
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