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Old 01-31-2007, 06:05 PM   #1
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Bubba Had Shingles

Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba:

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to put on a paper gown and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in his paper gown and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." The doctor asked, "Where?"

Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em

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Old 01-31-2007, 10:20 PM   #2
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Too funny!!! Sorry that you had to wait so long----hope that your hubby got some relief!!!!!!

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Old 01-31-2007, 10:24 PM   #3
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That was so funny, thanks.
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Old 02-01-2007, 09:43 AM   #4
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