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Old 03-10-2006, 12:15 AM   #1
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1. "Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10

2. "When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer." Hannah, 9

3. "Never tell your mom her diet's not working. " Michael, 14

4. "Stay away from prunes. " Randy, 9

5. "Never pee on an electric fence. " Robert, 13

6. "Don't squat with your spurs on. " Noronha, 13

7. "Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. " Emily, 10

8. "When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. " Taylia,11

9. "Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. " Traci, 14

10. "Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers. " Mitchell,12

11. "Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac. " Andrew, 9

12. "Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. " Kyoyo, 9

13. "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. " Armir, 9

14. "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. " Kellie, 11

15. "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. " Naomi, 15

16. "Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. " Lauren, 9

17. "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. " Joel,10

18. "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. " Alyesha, 13

19. "Never try to baptize a cat. " Eileen, 8


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Old 03-10-2006, 12:24 AM   #2
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12 and 19 are my favorites. LOL!

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