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Old 04-29-2013, 09:40 PM   #31
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thanks, pac. i needed a wingman.

i wonder how many here know what a man sweater is?
In our family we call it a mohair shirt. And, no, Himself's name is Not Moe. Nor Curly or Larry.
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Old 04-29-2013, 10:34 PM   #32
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lol, cg.

wasn't curly bald?

nyuk nyuk nyuk.

you know, not having a man sweater was one of the weirdest compliments that i've ever gotten.

it was from a woman i had met a long time ago in a restaurant. after a few dates where we'd either meet at the restaurant du jour, presumably after work in the city, or at my plave.

when i finally questioned why we weren't seeing each other on a more regular basis and not at her place, she admitted that she was cheating on her hubby. a saudi national who was 5' 5" tall, stinkin' rich, very chauvanistic, and hairy as a buffalo all over.

as i told her to take a hike (because of the married thing) she said she loved being with a man with only a scruffy face and an appropriate amount of hair on his chest, but no man sweater on his arms and back.

i still kicked her out the next morning...
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Old 04-29-2013, 10:51 PM   #33
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lol, cg.

wasn't curly bald?

nyuk nyuk nyuk.

you know, not having a man sweater was one of the weirdest compliments that i've ever gotten.

it was from a woman i had met a long time ago in a restaurant. after a few dates where we'd either meet at the restaurant du jour, presumably after work in the city, or at my plave.

when i finally questioned why we weren't seeing each other on a more regular basis and not at her place, she admitted that she was cheating on her hubby. a saudi national who was 5' 5" tall, stinkin' rich, very chauvanistic, and hairy as a buffalo all over.

as i told her to take a hike (because of the married thing) she said she loved being with a man with only a scruffy face and an appropriate amount of hair on his chest, but no man sweater on his arms and back.

i still kicked her out the next morning...
i gotta ask, bt, was it an arranged marriage for her?
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Old 04-29-2013, 10:59 PM   #34
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i have no idea, but i doubt it. she was american. a tall, athletic, curvy blonde woman of german descent.

he was here slumming it.

she sort of looked like 7 of 9, from star trek: voyager.

so yeah, ladies. get in line for guys like him. and don't expect much.

except having hairy soap in the shower. lol.
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Old 04-29-2013, 11:03 PM   #35
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Lol! Bucky! I know what a "man sweater" is...I have lived with one for 32 years. Although I have never heard the term, that I can recall. ;). It was a turn off at first, but you get used to it! It's what's on the "inside" that counts!
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Old 04-29-2013, 11:06 PM   #36
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damn straight, bunny.

but that not what the drooling is about in this thread, is it?
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Old 04-29-2013, 11:11 PM   #38
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(i apologize in advance)

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only if you swallow. vaseline helps with cats...
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Nice save Bucky! Lol!
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If I was a guy I would think a woman that looked like 7 of nine from Star Trek was pretty hot!
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