Ladies, for your treat!

[PrincessFiona60]

He'll be 50 in June...

 

[vitauta]

Vit, you are positively wicked!

only from a safe distance, sb

 

[MrsLMB]

He'll be 50 in June...

Ooooohhhh .. young stuff .. yummy

I told DH one time that I like Johnny Depp better with eyeliner .. he looked at me like I had 3 heads .. next thing I know .. he's wearing eyeliner ... Oh BARF

 

[Cooking Goddess]

Ah, but would he braid and bead his beard if you mentioned it?

 

[MrsLMB]

Ah, but would he braid and bead his beard if you mentioned it?

Sadly .. yes he would but he is part Indian and has only about 4 beard hairs LOL

 

[vitauta]

oh no! i just learned that johnny depp has gifted amber beard with a horse, and was seen holding hands with her at a recent stones concert!

 

[pacanis]

Am I to understand that this thread was started for us guys to post our pictures in?

(Couldn't leave you hanging here by yourself, BT)

 

[Dawgluver]

Sure! Bring on the eyeliner and beard beads, Pac! We won't deport ya.

 

[buckytom]

thanks, pac. i needed a wingman.

i wonder how many here know what a man sweater is?

 

[Dawgluver]

I do now.

 

[Cooking Goddess]

thanks, pac. i needed a wingman.

i wonder how many here know what a man sweater is?

In our family we call it a mohair shirt. And, no, Himself's name is Not Moe. Nor Curly or Larry.

 

[buckytom]

lol, cg.

wasn't curly bald?

nyuk nyuk nyuk.

you know, not having a man sweater was one of the weirdest compliments that i've ever gotten.

it was from a woman i had met a long time ago in a restaurant. after a few dates where we'd either meet at the restaurant du jour, presumably after work in the city, or at my plave.

when i finally questioned why we weren't seeing each other on a more regular basis and not at her place, she admitted that she was cheating on her hubby. a saudi national who was 5' 5" tall, stinkin' rich, very chauvanistic, and hairy as a buffalo all over.

as i told her to take a hike (because of the married thing) she said she loved being with a man with only a scruffy face and an appropriate amount of hair on his chest, but no man sweater on his arms and back.

i still kicked her out the next morning...

 

[vitauta]

lol, cg.

wasn't curly bald?

nyuk nyuk nyuk.

you know, not having a man sweater was one of the weirdest compliments that i've ever gotten.

it was from a woman i had met a long time ago in a restaurant. after a few dates where we'd either meet at the restaurant du jour, presumably after work in the city, or at my plave.

when i finally questioned why we weren't seeing each other on a more regular basis and not at her place, she admitted that she was cheating on her hubby. a saudi national who was 5' 5" tall, stinkin' rich, very chauvanistic, and hairy as a buffalo all over.

as i told her to take a hike (because of the married thing) she said she loved being with a man with only a scruffy face and an appropriate amount of hair on his chest, but no man sweater on his arms and back.

i still kicked her out the next morning...

i gotta ask, bt, was it an arranged marriage for her?

 

[buckytom]

i have no idea, but i doubt it. she was american. a tall, athletic, curvy blonde woman of german descent.

he was here slumming it.

she sort of looked like 7 of 9, from star trek: voyager.

so yeah, ladies. get in line for guys like him. and don't expect much.

except having hairy soap in the shower. lol.

 

[Somebunny]

Lol! Bucky! I know what a "man sweater" is...I have lived with one for 32 years. Although I have never heard the term, that I can recall. . It was a turn off at first, but you get used to it! It's what's on the "inside" that counts!

 

[buckytom]

damn straight, bunny.

but that not what the drooling is about in this thread, is it?

 

[vitauta]

hairballs?

 

[buckytom]

(i apologize in advance)

_
only if you swallow. vaseline helps with cats...

 

[Somebunny]

Nice save Bucky! Lol!

 

[Somebunny]

If I was a guy I would think a woman that looked like 7 of nine from Star Trek was pretty hot!