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Old 11-11-2006, 02:42 PM   #1
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 8.1 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall System Performance ---particularly in the Flowers 3.1 and Jewelry 4.6 applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 8.1.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as Baseball 8.5, NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 9.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 7.5 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate

Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 8.1 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System . Please enter the command: "<?= I Thought You Loved Me.> </?>" and try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the new program Guilt Trip 7.5 upgrade. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications upgrades Jewelry 5.0 and Flowers 6.5.
But remember, overuse of the above applications can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 6.5, Happy Hour 7.0, Beer 8.5, and Dumb Decisions 10.0
Beer 8.5 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta Program and Dumb Decisions 10.0 has a major problem which is uncontrollable.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 8.1 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Discuss Cooking 7.5 , Food 3.0 , and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:01 PM   #2
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Old 11-12-2006, 05:27 PM   #3
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Thanks for the above - I have a BF with the same problem - DO you have to reset the program after 2 years ????? Anyone know how to solve this problem...or should I just get new program????? LOL
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Old 11-12-2006, 06:36 PM   #4
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hahahahaahahahah, so forwarding that to the fiance and future MIL!
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Old 11-12-2006, 06:57 PM   #5
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Very funny James!!!!!

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Toooooooo Cute! Thanks for the laugh, Maidrite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks James! That is great!
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Very funny. Creative too, adding DC to the story.
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Old 11-13-2006, 10:12 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by Maidrite
Beer 8.5 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta Program and Dumb Decisions 10.0 has a major problem which is uncontrollable.
Never had that issue with this program.

Of course, I've used the Microbrew 2.0 and homebrew 5.0 expansion packs for years!



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