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Old 05-05-2008, 10:23 AM   #1
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Lesson in Sharing

A man is getting into the shower
just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell
rings.The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs
downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door
neighbour.Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to
drop that towel.'After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her
towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands
her $800 and leaves.The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
upstairs.When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was
that?''It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.'Great,' the
husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'Moral of
the story:If you share critical information pertaining to credit and
risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to
prevent avoidable exposure.Lesson learned - priceless.


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Old 05-05-2008, 04:32 PM   #2
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Funny! Thanks for sharing!

You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:50 PM   #3
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HAHA! Awsome!
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Old 05-05-2008, 08:51 PM   #4
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boy I'm glad I don't know my neighbors well enough to lend any money!!!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.....
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:23 PM   #5
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LOL lucky for me when the doorbell rings DW heads for the bedroom to hide!
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