Limerick Thread

[jkath]

There once was a poster named grumble
Who spoke nice & clear without mumble
Canadian bred
Liked to be fed
and looked rather cute as a bumble.

 

[pdswife]

Here in Issy it's past Midnight
I'm typing this by the moon light
I must go to bed
my eyes are all red
I'm so tired I can't even stand upright


(well, it's almost midnight, Nighty night)

 

[buckytom]

well, good mornin to one and all,
i hope that you slept by the wall,
'cause jkath's my plumber
where's that darn number?
of a real plumber who's gettin a call.

(drip, drip, drip)

 

[jkath]

Good morning right back to you, Tom
A plumber I'm not - I'm a mom!
Your dripping should cease:
plug the leak with a piece
of your powder blue suit from your prom.

 

[buckytom]

ah, well, a good mom i suppose you'd be
even if you lived in a tree
your boys would have fun
swinging around in the sun
with mom right alongside yelling "yippeeeeee!"

(your monkey avatar inspired me)

 

[Alix]

I agree that Saturday work is no fun
But at least you can write a good pun,
No work means no pay,
What would wifey say,
If you said, "You work babe, I'm done"?

 

[buckytom]

i work all the time yes it's true
but what's a poor guy to do
with a wife like mine
who can't hang on to a dime
while the bills pile up, boo hoo...

 

[corazon]

30 percent chance of rain
or so the meteorologists claim
In the mood for some sun
to go out and have fun
The wet weather can be very lame.

(How's that for a first stab at limericks?)

 

[corazon]

There's a baby asleep in my arm
Sometimes I wished we lived on a farm
There would be many cows
and we'd do work with plows
Never a cause for alarm.

(Better than the first one, eh?)

 

[pdswife]

They are both GOOOOOD!

See I told you you could do it.

 

[The Z]

The weekend has come and now gone
A new working week has just dawned
But I'm still not working
So I'm here just lurking
And might do some work on the lawn.