This is a little more challenging than Haiku, but give it a shot:
In Las Vegas thank God it's Friday
I say that in sort of a wry way
The Big Race is in town
and tourists abound
Have fun, spend up, and go A-way.
I'm watching the POTUS on CSPAN
I've never been much of a big fan
He butchers his words
Offends 'language nerds'
But he's 'folksy' and makes a good pitch-man.
This might help