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Old 04-11-2006, 07:24 PM   #21
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"Drivers education starts soon mom, so I guess we'll be driving together"
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Old 04-11-2006, 09:06 PM   #22
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" Mom I need bail money..."
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Old 04-12-2006, 11:01 AM   #23
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My oldest daughter is only 8. I've got a good 12 years before she starts to think about boys.
Whoooo! I laughed so hard at that one I nearly snorted my coffee.
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Old 04-12-2006, 11:14 AM   #24
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policeman: "sir, is that your son's car in the driveway, we followed it here along a trail of parts, oil and gas."

true story... i fell asleep and ran over a fire hydrant. but the car was still running and no one was injured, or even around for that matter, so i got it to limp home and figured i'd deal with it in the morning.
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Old 04-12-2006, 12:46 PM   #25
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Whoooo! I laughed so hard at that one I nearly snorted my coffee.
We made an agreement when she was 5 years old. She agreed to stay away from boys until she was 20. I agreed to give her a piece of candy. I held up on my end of the bargain. I expect that she'll do the same.
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Old 04-12-2006, 01:10 PM   #26
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" Mom I need bail money..."
Reminds me of that "Was (Not Was)" song.....

Hello dad, I'm in jail
Hi dad, I'm calling you from jail
Hi dad, happy birthday, I'm in jail
Jail, jail, hi dad

All those years, I'm in jail now
I'm in jail, I like it here
It's nice, I like it
Hello dad, I'm in jail
Hello, hello dad, hi, I'm in jail
Say hi to mom, from jail
I'm in jail, I'm gonna stay here
I like it here
I like it, yeah, throw away the key
I'm in jail

Hello dad, I'm in jail
Jail, jail, jail, jail
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Old 04-12-2006, 05:10 PM   #27
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This was fun... b/c I've said/done many of these things not so long ago.

5 years ago "Dad I wrecked the car" which was immediately followed by:

"But it wasn't my fault!" And it really wasn't (<--- see? Still guilty)

"Im changing my major" has been discussed twice so far.

More recently it's been "Can i borrow money for X"
-where x is rent, gas, tuition, etc.

And also "I still can't find a job...."
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Old 04-12-2006, 05:57 PM   #28
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"dad i've been up all week on meth and i sold your rolex"
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Old 04-12-2006, 07:11 PM   #29
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Dont worry! I promise! I wont have more then 2 friends over at a time while you are gone for the weekend.
Dont worry I wont forget to feed the dogs and let them out.
I have no idea who got into the liquor cabinet.
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