List the Phrases Every Parent Dreads Hearing
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middie
Chef Extraordinaire
" Mom I need bail money..."
vyapti said:
Whoooo! I laughed so hard at that one I nearly snorted my coffee.
buckytom
Chef Extraordinaire
policeman: "sir, is that your son's car in the driveway, we followed it here along a trail of parts, oil and gas."
true story... i fell asleep and ran over a fire hydrant. but the car was still running and no one was injured, or even around for that matter, so i got it to limp home and figured i'd deal with it in the morning.
true story...
i fell asleep and ran over a fire hydrant. but the car was still running and no one was injured, or even around for that matter, so i got it to limp home and figured i'd deal with it in the morning.
Alix said:
We made an agreement when she was 5 years old. She agreed to stay away from boys until she was 20. I agreed to give her a piece of candy. I held up on my end of the bargain. I expect that she'll do the same.
middie said:
Reminds me of that "Was (Not Was)" song.....
Hello dad, I'm in jail
Hi dad, I'm calling you from jail
Hi dad, happy birthday, I'm in jail
Jail, jail, hi dad
All those years, I'm in jail now
I'm in jail, I like it here
It's nice, I like it
Hello dad, I'm in jail
Hello, hello dad, hi, I'm in jail
Say hi to mom, from jail
I'm in jail, I'm gonna stay here
I like it here
I like it, yeah, throw away the key
I'm in jail
Hello dad, I'm in jail
Jail, jail, jail, jail
college_cook
Head Chef
This was fun... b/c I've said/done many of these things not so long ago.
5 years ago "Dad I wrecked the car" which was immediately followed by:
"But it wasn't my fault!" And it really wasn't (<--- see? Still guilty)
"Im changing my major" has been discussed twice so far.
More recently it's been "Can i borrow money for X"
-where x is rent, gas, tuition, etc.
And also "I still can't find a job...."
5 years ago "Dad I wrecked the car" which was immediately followed by:
"But it wasn't my fault!" And it really wasn't (<--- see? Still guilty)
"Im changing my major" has been discussed twice so far.
More recently it's been "Can i borrow money for X"
-where x is rent, gas, tuition, etc.
And also "I still can't find a job...."
Mylegsbig
Head Chef
"dad i've been up all week on meth and i sold your rolex"
jpmcgrew
Executive Chef
Dont worry! I promise! I wont have more then 2 friends over at a time while you are gone for the weekend.Dont worry I wont forget to feed the dogs and let them out.
I have no idea who got into the liquor cabinet.
