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Old 05-17-2008, 06:27 AM   #1
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Talking Male or Female?

Male or Female?You might not have known this, but a lot of non -living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

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Old 05-17-2008, 08:00 AM   #2
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Dawn, thanks. That was cute and right on.

Here's one: The trouble with women is; they get excited about nothing --- and then marry him.!
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Old 05-17-2008, 08:09 AM   #3
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Too cute and oh so true !! lol, thanks
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Old 05-17-2008, 09:11 AM   #4
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Ha ... way too cute and some are oh so true (with both genders)!
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Old 05-17-2008, 01:53 PM   #5
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Excellent! even somewhat true.
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