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Old 10-14-2013, 04:53 PM   #21
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Join the rest of us here. I certainly know I am. If it weren't for spell check, most of us can't even spell dysfunctional.
So true, Addie, so true. With a child such as Cat, dysfunctional is a requirement.
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Old 10-14-2013, 04:58 PM   #22
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So true, Addie, so true. With a child such as Cat, dysfunctional is a requirement.
You were dysfunctional before you found me! I just made this more of the enhanced dysfunction. There IS a difference of the two!



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Old 10-14-2013, 05:02 PM   #23
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I "think" (and that is the operative word here) I understood the 2+2+2.... When it comes to math, my mind is blank. When they do an autopsy on my brain, they are going to find a big hole where the math stuff is supposed to be stored.
I wouldn't worry about the math section, Addie. I know when they do an autopsy on my brain, there will be a binary code error message in the child-raising section.
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Old 10-14-2013, 05:06 PM   #24
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I wouldn't worry about the math section, Addie. I know when they do an autopsy on my brain, there will be a binary code error message in the child-raising section.
That was awful Mamma! And so not true.

There will be FOUR binary code error messages, not one.

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Old 10-14-2013, 05:16 PM   #25
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That was awful Mamma! And so not true.

There will be FOUR binary code error messages, not one.

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Dear Ebay,
Here is a partially housebroken female for sale. Cheap. How do I set up a PayPal account?
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Old 10-14-2013, 05:17 PM   #26
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I think you and your husband have done a great job in raising Cat. She is smart, and most important, she has a fantastic sense of humor and so do you. She is capable of seeing the funny side to almost every situation. And I am sitting here laughing so hard. I am so glad my neighbors can't hear me. They would really begin to eye my apartment thinking I am going to be carried out very soon. I better start locking my door.
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Here is a partially housebroken female for sale. Cheap. How do I set up a PayPal account?
That is not fair, Mamma. I wanted the gypsies.

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Old 10-14-2013, 05:40 PM   #28
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I think you and your husband have done a great job in raising Cat. She is smart, and most important, she has a fantastic sense of humor and so do you. She is capable of seeing the funny side to almost every situation. And I am sitting here laughing so hard. I am so glad my neighbors can't hear me. They would really begin to eye my apartment thinking I am going to be carried out very soon. I better start locking my door.
Addie, from one mother to another, I thank you. We are blessed by God to have her. I can say that her sense of humor may have been encouraged by us, but it was already inherent in her. As far as being smart, that too was inherent. All we did was to provide her the best education we could. All the rest was just simple parenting. We stressed honesty of character and she already had a very kind heart, so she was a good child for the most part. If she has a fault, she is too sensitive at times.

You may need to lock your door. If the paramedics come, tell them some weird people from Romania are making you laugh. That might scare them into leaving. Tell them Castle Bran (Dracula's Castle) is involved. That should make them leave you alone.
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That is not fair, Mamma. I wanted the gypsies.

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Who said life was fair?
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Old 10-14-2013, 05:56 PM   #30
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Who said life was fair?
Be nice or I shall make you ride the bus from the airport to here! Ha!

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