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Old 10-12-2006, 09:01 AM   #1
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Maxine's Will

I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
chocolate
Margarita
chocolate
Martini
Cold Beer
chocolate
Chicken fried steak
cream gravy
chocolate
Mexican food
chocolate
French fries
chocolate
Pizza
chocolate
ice cream
cup of tea
chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

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Old 10-12-2006, 12:13 PM   #2
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I loved this. Had to copy and forward it to my mother-in law as she loves Maxine. Thanks!
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Old 10-12-2006, 12:43 PM   #3
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Didn't take much reading between the lines. Maxine further reinforces my belief that chocolate is a food group. Long live Maxine! Long live chocolate!
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:36 PM   #4
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My feelings exactly! Thanks for a great laugh!
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Old 10-12-2006, 03:37 PM   #5
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Good one half baked!
Thanks for the smile!
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Old 10-12-2006, 03:43 PM   #6
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lol. thanks!!
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Old 10-12-2006, 03:46 PM   #7
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I love it! Maxine is my girl.
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Old 10-13-2006, 01:09 AM   #8
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LOL! I want to be Maxine when I grow up (or old whatever comes first) and not care what people think---Ha!!
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