What a delightful thread! I really only knew my maternal grandparents, but I remember my grandfather with great affection. My grandmother was another story and many family members called her “Crying Mary,” which was a reflection of how she responded to nearly any situation. Her tag line was always, “You’ll miss me (sniff, sniff) when I’m gone.”
At any rate, my grandfather and grandmother were almost complete opposites. Papa, as we called him, was full of mischief and had a grand sense of humor. I had the wonderful pleasure to live with my grandparents during my first year of college and I had a ball observing his playful naughtiness. I could always tell when he was up to no good because he’d get a twinkle in his beautiful blue-gray eyes and they would turn up just a bit at the corners. That’s when I buckled on my seatbelt and got ready for a fun ride.
As an example, my grandmother thought she made the best doughnuts in the world. Actually what she did was to make rock-hard dough pucks and usually started a small kitchen fire when she boiled oil over on the stove while frying the doughnuts. She could cook a lot of things, but doughnuts was NOT one of them.
Usually it went like this. Saturday morning she would announce, “I’m going to make doughnuts today.”
To this, my grandfather would roll his eyes and sigh, “Oh, goody!”
On one particular Saturday when the doughnut announcement was made, I looked over at Papa. He grinned at me and winked and said, “Get this.”
“Oh, you’re going to make doughnuts,” he shouts toward the kitchen.
“Yes,” Maga chirps.
Evil grin. “Wonder who’s going to eat them. They’re like little bricks.”
A sniff from the kitchen. No response.
Another evil grin and a wink. “I’d say throw them outside for the birds, but they’d break their beaks trying to peck into them. And, if they did get to eat any, they wouldn’t be able to get off the ground, the doughnuts are so heavy.”
Lot more sniffing from the kitchen. Then, “You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.” Sniff. Sniff.
Actually, though, Maga finally realized that Papa was “playing” with her and everything turned out okay. Well, almost okay. We still had to eat the doughnuts.