Maidrite
Contest Winner
Men are just happier people. And here is why. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another food group. You can never be pregnant 
. Car mechanics tell you the truth 
. The world is your urinal. You don’t have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt 
. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dresses $5000, tuxedo rental $150. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected . New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood at a time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack {note to other men, wash them once a month whether they need it or not !} . Three pairs of shoes make you a {
} and are more than enough. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades {THEN ITS TIME TO CHANGE BOWLS} 
. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one color for all seasons. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. And you can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in twenty-five minutes. No wonder men are happier!
. Car mechanics tell you the truth . The world is your urinal. You don’t have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt . Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dresses $5000, tuxedo rental $150. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected . New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood at a time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack {note to other men, wash them once a month whether they need it or not !} . Three pairs of shoes make you a {} and are more than enough. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades {THEN ITS TIME TO CHANGE BOWLS} . You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one color for all seasons. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. And you can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in twenty-five minutes. No wonder men are happier! Attachments
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