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Old 06-30-2008, 03:44 PM   #1
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Missing husband alert- a joke


Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him

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Old 06-30-2008, 04:10 PM   #2
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Old 06-30-2008, 04:10 PM   #3
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LOL!!!
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Typical......

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Old 06-30-2008, 05:13 PM   #8
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so, what so funny?
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Old 06-30-2008, 07:31 PM   #9
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so, what so funny?
Your post is even funnier, Charlie!
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Old 06-30-2008, 07:38 PM   #10
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Well, I understood the part when he makes fun of his wife, and I understood the part when he skipped town and probaly is having fun with some skiny blond, but part where y have to pray for him? What's so funny about that. If the joke end with pray for this ehhh, well woman, I can understand that.
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