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Old 08-11-2006, 05:04 PM   #111
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Mmmmmmmmmmm! The water is lovely. Its a bit chilly and rainy here today so this is just the thing. I'm in the mood for something comfort foodish...got any oatmeal chocolate chip cookies there Andrew? and could you suggest a good colour for my pedicure please?
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:21 PM   #112
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Andrew (new hire) is now serving chocolate-covered strawberries and champagne to whoever would like some.

He also can give you fashion advice and will take all the crank phone calls coming from the lake.
I heard there was "something" in the lake. Hurry and get the extra security. Soon, there will be a bunch of terrified guys banging on the door begging to be let in.

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Old 08-11-2006, 05:21 PM   #113
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Mmmmmmmmmmm! The water is lovely. Its a bit chilly and rainy here today so this is just the thing. I'm in the mood for something comfort foodish...got any oatmeal chocolate chip cookies there Andrew? and could you suggest a good colour for my pedicure please?
Careful, drop one of them and you've got instant oatmeal in that tub.
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:23 PM   #114
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HEY! No boys allowed! And I am NOT sharing my cookie!
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:24 PM   #115
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Ken, these gentlemen will be happy to show you how to get to the lake.
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:27 PM   #116
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Mudbug, I think you need to add to the security detail...there are WAY too many guys sneaking over here.

What did I do with my super soaker?
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:30 PM   #117
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Not to worry, Alix. The water in the hot tub and pool is specially treated to cause an unfortunate chemical reaction with testosterone.
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Not to worry, Alix. The water in the hot tub and pool is specially treated to cause an unfortunate chemical reaction with testosterone.
That explains why there's been no effect on Pepe.
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KEN!!! Security!!! (OK, that WAS pretty funny though dear )
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:42 PM   #120
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I beg your pardon, Ken. Our staff know their places. Unlike that bunch of Hooters girls over where you are that are giggiling while they stumble along on those silly high heels and spill your beer.
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