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Old 08-20-2006, 10:36 PM   #211
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I'm back girls..Had to fly home for a few days to check on DH. That noise you heard was the "Chopper" landing. I have ordered my Yacht to anchor out close by sometime tomorrow. My Captain is ol whats his name that was on Bay Watch..I just call him sweetie...The boys won't be able to pick on us out there since the water is Shark infested. There is a swimming pool, hot tub, bowling alley, a gym and a movie theater on board. Stay as long as you want..food and drinks are plentiful. The staterooms are gorgeous.
Y'all come.
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Old 08-20-2006, 11:58 PM   #212
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Originally Posted by -DEADLY SUSHI-
*walking in dressed as a woman*
*using high pitched british voice*

Hi ladies Im new in town..... ahhhhhhh just passing by really.
Wanted to check your prices and look around. Can anyone help me?
*taking out camera and snapping pictures discreetly*
Dove, I'm so happy you're back. There's this really ugly "woman" that needs to go to the wood shed.
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Old 08-21-2006, 12:10 AM   #213
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Bucky, RonJohn, you boys ready? I got a NAUI Certification so I can get the air tanks filled. I've got Rocket brand split-fins for each of us and 80 cubic-foot, 3000 pound aluminum tanks. And they've got the sweetest regulators on them. You'd think you were free-breathing above water. And they don't free run if you accidently spit them out. We'll adust the Mae-Wests to hold us at a 20 foot depth. That'll get us to the boat and back a few times. Did you bring the chain-mail shark-proof suits and the diving masks?

Ok men, let's go show some women what real men can do.

Oh and ladies, it's true. Though I haven't done it in many years, I scuba dive.

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Old 08-21-2006, 12:23 AM   #214
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Stop right there you guys with the Mickey Mouse wet suits. This is private property of Mz. Dove and our instructions are shoot to kill. Bruce is very hungry, so come on in, the water's fine.
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Old 08-21-2006, 02:31 AM   #215
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Atta girl Wasabi..you tell them.

I did forget to mention that the boat is surrounded by mines. We girls do want our privacy !! Tan lines are not wanted by some of us.....
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Old 08-21-2006, 08:02 AM   #216
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Goodweed flies in on a helicopter and steps from the aircraft sporting a top-notch fedora and a pair of perfectly fitting Khaki Dockers with a salmon colored shirt and brown tie. His sunglasses are Carerras of course.

"Hello ladies. I am Officer G.W. North, of the Great Lakes Norths, and am the ranking member of the international tanning police. I am here judge possible contestants for the new hit tlevision series, "The perfect Tan" Which is to be aired on ABC for ten weeks next summer. I will be looking closely at each of you, watching for color uniformity, and for the lack of Tan Lines.

The women will be expected to cooperate, be gratious, and treat me and my helpers, RJ, and BT with the utmost respect and dignity. Oh, and I like my bone-in rib eyes cooked mediur rare over natural charcoal with grilled portabellas on the side. .


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Old 08-21-2006, 12:20 PM   #217
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Is it just me or are the mosquitos getting a LOT bigger??

Coffee and donuts ladies?
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Old 08-21-2006, 01:04 PM   #218
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boy do i REALLY need to work on my tan lines , i usually do not let this happen to my body, try to be more careful with the tan, but this season it just got away from me



my legs, perfect tan for the most part , except the tan stops precisely 6 inches above my ankles

don't you just HATE looking like a farmer?
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Old 08-21-2006, 01:09 PM   #219
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LMAO! Hey beth, I know EXACTLY what you mean! I had the worst sandal tan this year! My feet were this beautiful bronze with two perfectly white stripes! And my tan was perfect to midthigh where my shorts hit. Have to make sure all my shorts are the same length or I look like a complete weenie.
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Old 08-21-2006, 04:29 PM   #220
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Get Pepe to kiss-'em better for ya. He'd be good at that.

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