Oh Ladies. At the lake, we're roasting up some corn to go with my award-winning baked beans. Allen is smokin' a pork butt and I got a turkey barbecuing on the Webber. We got Cheesecake, and Audio's banana bread cooking. You go ahead and stay on the boat.
Hey Ronjohn, you brought the stuff for the s'mores, great. Too bad the women are stuck on that boat. I hear there's a real Nor'Easter brewin'. Those babies can stir up 20 foot breakers with no problem. I shure hope they have their sea-sickness pills with them. Oh, this log cabin will be so warm and dry during the storm.
I wonder if Deadly Sushi is getting good pictures, heh heh. I made a brief attempt to get on-board as a bikini inspector, but was shooed away. But that's Ok. I got my wife here by my side, and some good freinds, and a warm camp-fire. Life just doesn't get any better than this. I'm tired of tormenting those snobish
women over there anyways.
Seeeeeya; Goodweed of the North