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Old 08-21-2006, 07:03 PM   #221
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Make room for me please. This week hasn't even started yet and I need a massage.
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Old 08-21-2006, 08:32 PM   #222
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Manfred, please bring Middie anything she wants...quickly please. There's an empty massage table right here, sweetie.
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Old 08-21-2006, 09:48 PM   #223
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Manfred I've missed a new man member apparently. I just need a soak in the hot tub, I have a huge headache.
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Old 08-22-2006, 01:56 AM   #224
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*walking in dressed as a woman*
*using high pitched british voice*

Hi ladies Im new in town..... ahhhhhhh just passing by really.
Wanted to check your prices and look around. Can anyone help me?
*taking out camera and snapping pictures discreetly*


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Dove, I'm so happy you're back. There's this really ugly "woman" that needs to go to the wood shed.
Hey! No ones perfect. Now I need a bikini wax. Step aside ladies!
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Old 08-22-2006, 08:44 AM   #225
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Hey! No ones perfect. Now I need a bikini wax. Step aside ladies!



i'm thinking i'm gonna give you a pretty wide berth........
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Old 08-22-2006, 09:38 AM   #226
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Manfred is the new butler...right off the plane from England.

btw, that new lady has an adam's apple and is very hairy.
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Old 08-22-2006, 12:44 PM   #227
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Oh Ladies. At the lake, we're roasting up some corn to go with my award-winning baked beans. Allen is smokin' a pork butt and I got a turkey barbecuing on the Webber. We got Cheesecake, and Audio's banana bread cooking. You go ahead and stay on the boat.

Hey Ronjohn, you brought the stuff for the s'mores, great. Too bad the women are stuck on that boat. I hear there's a real Nor'Easter brewin'. Those babies can stir up 20 foot breakers with no problem. I shure hope they have their sea-sickness pills with them. Oh, this log cabin will be so warm and dry during the storm.

I wonder if Deadly Sushi is getting good pictures, heh heh. I made a brief attempt to get on-board as a bikini inspector, but was shooed away. But that's Ok. I got my wife here by my side, and some good freinds, and a warm camp-fire. Life just doesn't get any better than this. I'm tired of tormenting those snobish women over there anyways.

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Old 08-22-2006, 12:51 PM   #228
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There's those pesky mosquitos again! Shoo!

Morning all! Or afternoon depending on where you are. I am a bit tired today, I am sick of working evenings! Sheesh, I simply can't sleep in so I feel like I live in sleep deprived world. Thank goodness for this lovely little oasis Mudbug created for us. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm....I'll have a butter pecan latte please Pepe, and maybe the teensiest wedge of shortbread. Aaaahhhhhhhhh!
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Old 08-27-2006, 03:34 PM   #229
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Hi, girls! Just back from a brief hiatus negotiating long-term contracts for our better staff. We have some new employees who will whisk you back and forth from Dove's yacht to the mainland here.

Dove, I also arranged for a Coast Guard inspection of the yacht and everything is A-OK there too. The CG guys wanted to know how to join the staff, but I told them we have no openings at the moment.

As a special Sunday night feature, we are screening several movies around the hot tub this evening. I selected the first two, but the other ladies are welcome to suggest other titles for next week and beyond. Cary Grant fans are particularly invited to provide input.

Tonight's features include "When Harry Met Sally" and "Sabrina." Pepe will be coming around shortly to take your orders for drinks and custom pizzas.
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Old 08-27-2006, 04:28 PM   #230
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Hey, I know I am still fairly new around here but can I join in?

I love animals (I am an equine scientist and have Siamese cats) I have Nail Polish (Chanel- Rouge Noir or Pirate...take your pick I always share!) and I have a basket of these Italian crossaints I have been raving about, and my own famous lemon almond cake, and a crate of Champagne for the Hostess's fridge....?

Did anyone think of electrifying that fence over there?
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