Originally Posted by mudbug
New additions to the hot tub staff, Scott and Steve (former Navy Seals), are looking into the situation, Half Baked.
unfortunately, scott and steve just returned from massachusetts where they were wed in their dress whites.
gw, you lay down supressing fire with the water guns.
ronjohn, work with gw and set up a kill zone.
vyapti, you lob the water ballons really high up in the air at them.
while they're looking up, allen, you blast 'em head on.
vagriller, get those stink bombs ready to cover our retreat.
now men, if we get overrun, just poke yourself in the eye really hard so it starts to tear, then tell the ladies how much you miss your wife, or dog, or something. they'll go easy on you.
well, not gruppenfuhrer mudbug. if she gets her hands on you, we'll tell your families how you went out fighting...