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Old 08-09-2006, 12:35 PM   #1
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My messy house!

asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'putering',
And I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.

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Old 08-09-2006, 05:34 PM   #2
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perfect Pds, it fits me to a "T"
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Old 08-09-2006, 06:14 PM   #3
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Love it! Thanks.
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Old 08-09-2006, 07:12 PM   #4
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That sounds very much like what my roomate would say about me.
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Old 08-10-2006, 06:11 PM   #5
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That's brilliant!! I am always looking for excuses as to why the house is a mess
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Old 08-10-2006, 06:18 PM   #6
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I thought we were going to start posting pictures of our messy houses!
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Old 08-10-2006, 06:21 PM   #7
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I thought we were going to start posting pictures of our messy houses!
So did I at first Then I thought that I probably shouldn't admit photographic evidence of how bad I am at being a housewife!!!
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Old 08-10-2006, 06:37 PM   #8
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How true---How true. It seems like I am sitting her for just a little while and all of a sudden its hours later. Oh well, at least I had a good time.
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