puptentacle, I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to post a new ingredient list to work on. I'm pretty sure I'm right. If it turns out I jumped the gun, we'll repost yours to work on, OK?
Corn syrup, sugar, wheat flour, cornstarch, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, salt, artificial flavor, citric acid, potassium sorbate, artificial color (red 40), and sulfur dioxide
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