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Old 04-12-2006, 08:14 AM   #1
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Nature Got It Backwards ...

I think the life cycle is all backwards:

You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You enjoy life, you party, and you get ready for High School

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm.

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Old 04-12-2006, 02:28 PM   #2
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That sounds like a good plan Mugsy!
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Old 04-12-2006, 02:40 PM   #3
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Can I sign up for this plan for my next life???And put a clause in to for NO kids!!!???(Can you tell it's another wonerful day with a teenage daughter???)
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Old 04-12-2006, 02:41 PM   #4
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Sounds good to me!!!
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Old 04-12-2006, 02:48 PM   #5
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That sounds like a great way to go through life!
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Life would be so much easier
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Old 04-12-2006, 08:25 PM   #7
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Old 04-12-2006, 08:45 PM   #8
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uh.. one flaw. How do you.. uh... well... make the transition from the outside world?

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