New Game; What to do with BuckyTom

[jkath]

BTW, I'd babysit for him any day!

Barb, is that babysitting for his boy....or him?

 

[Barbara L]

Barb, is that babysitting for his boy....or him?

Well, I have to admit BT is as cute as a bug, but I'll be watching his adorable little boy!

Barbara

 

[Chief Longwind Of The North]

I'd use a spell that would time out in 12 hours and turn him into a toy for his young'un. At the end of the 12 hours, he'd turn into an automatic dishwashing machine, installed in his own kitchen, to clean up after himself. After that, he would be whisked back in time to 1984, where he would be a lowly polywog on the USS Kittyhawk, waiting to be initiated into a Shellback, and make him go through the whole initiation. Finally, for all of his hard work, he would be instantaneously transported to Mudbug's hot tub for some R&R, and all the crayfish and scallops he could eat.

Seeeeeeya; Goodweed of the North

 

[Alix]

ROFLMAO at you clowns. OK, I'll bite, I'd put him on a plane to come visit me. After all, we know how much he misses the geese when they are up here. LOL!

 

[luvs]

Can't you just see him, riding through the aisles on a big wheel, with a loud honking horn and streamers on the handlebars?

YES, i can!

 

[Jeekinz]

Taze him whenever Kyle Farnsworth throws out of the zone....while listening to Mike & the Maddog discussing over unders.

 

[buckytom]

ROFLLLL!!!

geez, what can i say you guys. i am honored by your abuse.

and the hugs are always appreciated.

 

[redkitty]

I'd give ya a swift kick in the a$$!!!!!

 

[buckytom]

wait until vb, lefse, quicksilver, loppraine, and lp get here and you can have a chorus line on my butt.

 

[sattie]

Welllll... I would slice him up, put Worchestershire sauce on him and eat him. Second choice is grilling him with a bit of S & P!

 

[plumies]

Since BT and I share a passion for sushi, I'd use my magical powers for fly us all over the world for a sushi outing!

 

[Chief Longwind Of The North]

Wow! BT! You better not let your DW see this thread. Seems like you got cheerleaders, or groupies, or something.

Allright you ladies of DC. Who's a BT Cheerleader? C'mon now. Fess up.

Now me, I'm a guy. When we have good buddies, we throw water ballons at them, with giant water ballon sling-shots, from several states away. It's just what guys do.

Seeeeeeeeya; Goodweed of the North

 

[QSis]

I'd take him to an Irish pub, overlooking the beach, to watch a Sox-Yankees game and have a few beers.

To make him laugh, I'd tell him jokes during commercials, and I would need magical powers, since I really vacuum at telling jokes. And I'd let the Yankees win, calling for incredibly STRONG magical powers!

Lee

 

[mudbug]

I would give him a job that only required 5 days a week from him during normal business hours.

But then he probably wouldn't play with us as much.

 

[Chief Longwind Of The North]

What do you do with a drunken Bucky? (modified old sea shanty) See if you can come up with wome witty lyrics for this one.
http://www.bestlyrics.org/G/0/Great-Big-Sea/What do you do with a drunken Bucky,
What do you do with a drunken Bucky,
What do you do with a drunken Bucky,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus:]
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus:]
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

Throw 'im in the longboat till he's sober,
throw 'im in the longboat till he's sober,
throw 'im in hte longboat till he's sober,
earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus:]
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning


Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus:]
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus:]
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus:]
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

Hang 'im from the yardarm by his anskles,
hang 'im from the yardarm by his ankles,
hang 'im from the yardarm by his ankles,
early in the morning

[Chorus:]
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

Make 'im swab the poop-deck till the noon-time,
make 'im swab the poop-deck til the noon-time,
make 'im swab the poop-deck till the noon-time,
earl-eye in the morning.

[Chorus:]
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus:]
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning


Seeeeeeya; Goodweed of the North

 

[plumies]

That's just great. Thanks, Goodweed. Now I'm going to have that song in my head all day.

 

[Constance]

I'd nominate him for president!

 

[Loprraine]

Who's a BT Cheerleader

ROFL I'd have him and his family here for the weekend. I would demand from the sun gods that it be really hot and sunny. BT would be our pool boy for the weekend, cooking and bringing us drinks, as we lounged.

Great song, Goodweed. I'll also have it in my head all night!!!!

 

[Jeekinz]

Goodweed, put down the