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Old 05-14-2008, 06:52 AM   #1
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Talking New Home Security System

[HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM: ]

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, used, size 14-16.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:

I went for more shotgun shells and to pick my check up from the slaughterhouse. Back in an hour. Don't mess
with the pit bulls-- don't know what got into them, but they attacked the mailman this morning and messed
him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait out here on the porch.

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Old 05-14-2008, 07:52 AM   #2
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Good one! :)
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:13 AM   #3
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I like it. Too many "crackers' around here though, with their ownshot guns. They might find this an inviting dare.
(pitbulls are the beast of choice - they often even beat the gators -scary!)
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Thanks for the laugh!!!
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Old 05-14-2008, 02:41 PM   #5
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Great one Dawn!!!!
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