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Old 03-04-2008, 10:14 AM   #1
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New tenderizer!!

A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM DILLION, MONTANA, COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.
THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY ALL OF HIS LIFE.
WHEN HE DIED, AT THE AGE OF 103, HE LEFT BEHIND:14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRAND-CHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 30 FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

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Old 03-04-2008, 10:27 AM   #2
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Old 03-04-2008, 01:13 PM   #3
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oh, that's just bad.
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Old 03-04-2008, 07:22 PM   #4
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CharlieD, You have to admit, it did tenderize the ground!!!
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