Aren't kids special like that?
Show up riding a Schwin (sp) bicycle. You know the kind with the banana seats? Mine was a spider bike loaded up with all the goodies.
Plastic streamers on the handle bars that are PINK, side mirrors, and one LOUD HORN. TOOT-TOOOOOT! Oh, and those things that can be put on the spokes to make it sound like it's clicking as you peddle around.
Tell him to hop on! were going to 7-11 for a slurpie!
Now who's cool?
At least he'll get his fresh air.