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Old 05-14-2014, 12:02 PM   #1
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OK, being silly now.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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Old 05-16-2014, 12:20 AM   #2
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This is a word game! Ten tickles! It took me a minute to figure this.

Octopi have tentacles and if you say ten tickles fast, it sounds like tentacles! HA!

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Old 05-16-2014, 12:21 AM   #3
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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?





No, they eat their fingers separately.

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Old 05-16-2014, 12:31 AM   #4
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LOL! I truly thought Mad Cook had gone, well, you know...

Thanks for 'splainin' Cat! Enjoy your fingers!
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Old 05-16-2014, 12:37 AM   #5
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LOL! I truly thought Mad Cook had gone, well, you know...

Thanks for 'splainin' Cat! Enjoy your fingers!
And my popcorn also, yes?

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Old 05-16-2014, 12:46 AM   #6
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With extra butter!

Here ya go, Cat:

Patient: I keep seeing vampires with fangs dripping blood.
Doctor: Have you seen a psychiatrist?
Patient: No, just vampires.
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Old 05-16-2014, 01:44 AM   #7
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With extra butter!

Here ya go, Cat:

Patient: I keep seeing vampires with fangs dripping blood.
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Patient: No, just vampires.
HA!!!!! I love that!

What do you get when you mix an elephant with peanut butter?

You either get peanut butter that never forgets or an elephant who sticks to the roof of your mouth.


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Old 05-16-2014, 07:51 AM   #8
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A rooster lays an egg on a top of a hill, which way does the egg fall?




It doesn't, Roosters don't lay eggs.
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Old 05-16-2014, 08:40 AM   #9
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LOL! I truly thought Mad Cook had gone, well, you know...

Thanks for 'splainin' Cat! Enjoy your fingers!
It took me a while to get it too. I had to repeat the whole thing out loud until it clicked.

It also occurred to me too late that it might not work with some American accents (my knowledge of American accents is largely based on Hollywood!).

:-D:-D:-D to all the above
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HA!!!!! I love that!

What do you get when you mix an elephant with peanut butter?

You either get peanut butter that never forgets or an elephant who sticks to the roof of your mouth.


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I'm sending that one to the friend who sent me the octopus one
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