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Old 01-14-2009, 01:47 PM   #1
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Ole and Sven

Ole and Sven had really 'packed on the pounds' by over-eating during
Christmas, and the New Year's Holidays, so their doctor put them on the same
diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this
procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at
least 5 pounds.

When the Norwegians returned, they shocked their doctor by having lost
nearly 25 POUNDS each.

'Why, that's positively amazing!' the doctor said. 'Did you follow my
instructions?'

Then Ole and Sven nodded and said. . . . . . .

'We vant to tell you though, we taut we was gonna drop dead dat 3rd day.'

'From hunger, you mean?'

'No, yust from all dat skippin'!

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Old 01-15-2009, 05:44 AM   #2
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The word miss-communication comes to mind!!

Thanks for the laugh!
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:02 PM   #3
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LOL!
Cute.
But when I opened the thread I surely expected to see Ole & Sven were names for 2 new kitties! LOL!
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:08 PM   #4
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us norwegians are not amused...
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us norwegians are not amused...
I didn't know you are norweigian. want me to remove the post?
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LOL!
Cute.
But when I opened the thread I surely expected to see Ole & Sven were names for 2 new kitties! LOL!
I have enough kitties for now.
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:11 PM   #7
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I thought he was Irish???????? Pay no attention, he misses the wood shed with its beer tap and hot tub....
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