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Old 08-11-2014, 06:43 PM   #781
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Smile Dear God, It's Me, The Dog

Dear God:
Here is a list of just some of the things I must remember
to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats
it or after he throws it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish,
crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's
underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's
crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand
straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside,
and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living
room, and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy',
so when I play with him and he makes that noise,
it's usually not a good thing.
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Old 08-12-2014, 01:15 AM   #782
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Our last kitty used to massage Himself at the least wanted times...when he was sound asleep! I'm surprised that cat didn't end up on the ceiling fan blade!

Love the pug's face around the half-minute mark. Kinda like "please make him stop".
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Old 08-12-2014, 01:32 AM   #783
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Kgirl, I love that!

Craig, I shared the youtube version on Facebook! It is priceless. I wish Monkey would do that for Violet so I wouldn't have to all the time!
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Old 08-12-2014, 07:02 AM   #784
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The pug (Circe) actually appears to enjoy it and she's a bit of an attention seeker. I have another video of Circe and Mork under the desk (lighting not very good) where he's massaging her forehead and just behind her ear. He "massages" her a lot. Occasionally the other pug too but she can be a bit crotchety and will try to bite him (doesn't see well so misses) and/or get up and leave. The pugs will both be 15 this year, Pandora, the crotchety one, in a couple of weeks.

We had a kitten about 25 years ago that decided to "massage" me on the head too in the middle of the night. He did go flying, mainly because he used his claws and that's not a good thing to do to a person that's in a deep sleep.

Mork's sister Mindy massages me every day, or night I should say. I either get woke up in the middle of the night or early a.m. for our session, sometimes more than once. If her purring close by my head doesn't wake me up, I get a cold nose stuck on mine, with occasionally a lick. Her favorite spot to massage though is from my elbow up to about mid-upper arm so that I can use my other hand to pet her while she's massaging and licking me.
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Old 08-12-2014, 04:52 PM   #785
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DH went to feed the dog and the bowl was gone. We thought he pushed it around because it was empty but we looked everywhere and couldn't find it. It was rediculous. Finally, DH opened up the cabinet door right next to where the dog bowl usually sits and it struck me. Earlier, I had taken out the pan I use to cook my meatloaf. When I did that, all the pie pans fell out. They had landed on top of the dog bowl, and I just picked up the whole shebang and put it in the cupboard. LOL It still had dog food in it from yesterday! Ewwwwww
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Old 08-12-2014, 04:55 PM   #786
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Dear God:
Here is a list of just some of the things I must remember
to be a good Dog.



4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

My grandson needs to learn that one!
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Old 08-12-2014, 05:47 PM   #787
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I had a silly friend who would say "you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the living room couch". To think we were "adults" at the time! I may have to get old, but I don't have to grow up.
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Old 08-13-2014, 12:45 AM   #788
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DH went to feed the dog and the bowl was gone. We thought he pushed it around because it was empty but we looked everywhere and couldn't find it. It was rediculous. Finally, DH opened up the cabinet door right next to where the dog bowl usually sits and it struck me. Earlier, I had taken out the pan I use to cook my meatloaf. When I did that, all the pie pans fell out. They had landed on top of the dog bowl, and I just picked up the whole shebang and put it in the cupboard. LOL It still had dog food in it from yesterday! Ewwwwww
And for supper you served DH ............?
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Old 08-16-2014, 12:04 PM   #789
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Our younger cat, Arwen, is grounded. She spent the night outside last night. A thunderstorm woke me up around 1:30 a.m., so I went to the doors to call her - no answer. DH woke up around 3:30 and did the same. Bedraggled cat showed up banging on the back door. Mommy was worried, so she's not going out today. Maybe not tomorrow, either. Daddy says not till October
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Our younger cat, Arwen, is grounded. She spent the night outside last night. A thunderstorm woke me up around 1:30 a.m., so I went to the doors to call her - no answer. DH woke up around 3:30 and did the same. Bedraggled cat showed up banging on the back door. Mommy was worried, so she's not going out today. Maybe not tomorrow, either. Daddy says not till October
What a cutie. I can't say I blame you about grounding her.
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