Teddy is in big trouble. Spike sort of works in a jewelry. It an insurance requirement. Two people have to be in the store when it is open for business at all times. So Spike does little odd jobs while he sits in there. In the meantime he has gotten quite an education regarding stones, metals, etc. Spike is really a contractor by trade. But eight heart attacks have put a bit of a damper on that. In the meantime the owners wife has four Yorkies. All non-spayed females. On occasion Spike goes up to their house to make repairs, check the electronics, etc. He often takes Teddy with him. Now these females are definitely house dogs. They belongs to the wife of the boss. But the boss is the one who always cleans up after them. Not his favorite activity.
The daughter noticed that the smallest one was developing a large stomach. And she normally weighs only three pounds. So she took it to the vet's office. It seems that this little girl, who is four years old, is going to be a big girl in about two/three weeks and there are four little babies in that big tummy.
Now these four girls have never been spayed, Teddy has never been neutered. And the girls are only allowed to go into the backyard that has a very high stockade fence. Teddy is the only male these girls ever get to see or play with.
The boss is not happy. More mess for him to clean up. But we have been having a ball with one liners. "Spike, tell the boss you expect a stud fee. Make sure you have enough Binkies for the new babies. Who is going to get up for the 2 a.m. feeding? Who is going to pay for puppy support?" And on and on. Spike is going to be leaving Teddy at home for a while until after the babies are up and running about. Or maybe even longer. The boss is not thrilled at all
. The boss's wife is thrilled to death
! And Spike and Teddy will be lying low for the next couple of weeks. Needless to say, can you tell this side of the family thinks it is all hilarious?
Teddy is in BIG trouble!