OMG...I'm ROFLMAO! I am the same way! I leave the stupid cleaning so long I'm afraid if I leave I might burn the house down! And I figure if I have to torture the pets then I should be here to endure with them.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. Robin Williams Alix
I dont' think we ever cleaned the oven. I use oven cleaner on the glass, that's about it. We're pretty careful what/ how we use it. On the other hand, the cooktop get's serious abuse. Espescially when I'm on my 2nd glass of wine trying to finish dinner.