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Old 09-11-2011, 12:04 AM   #81
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Haha, can you imagine being in the dark and seeing glowing skulls and crossbones suddenly bouncing toward you accompanied by a miniature panting noise? The mischievous side of me thinks that would be a great prank.
To be licked to death by a creature with puppy breath who wants to sit on your shoulder.
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Old 09-11-2011, 12:10 AM   #82
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That is priceless

I love it and you are definitely trying to break my ribs.
Shhhh, calm deep breaths. No rib breaking. Just calm deep breaths. Calm deep breaths. In. Out. Better now? OK, laugh again!

I do this to my roommate. I'll get her laughing until she can't breath and is in pain and then I'll speak calmly in a soothing voice. We'll take deep breaths and she'll get all nice and calm. And just when she's about to loose the giddiness completely I'll tell her "OK, laugh again!" She always bursts back into giggle fits. She gets so mad at me because I usually do it to her when she's in a bad mood and wants to stay in a bad mood. It's great fun. Even more fun is when the cat decides to join in and starts batting at hers or my hair and just generally being cute and funny. I'm kind of surprised she's survived living with us.
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Old 09-11-2011, 12:13 AM   #83
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To be licked to death by a creature with puppy breath who wants to sit on your shoulder.
Heheheeeee. "It's eating me! It's eating me! Wait, it's just liking me. Bleh! Dog germs! Dog germs! Bleh!"
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Old 09-11-2011, 12:18 AM   #84
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To make Shrek laugh, all I have to do is mention, "Weekend at Bernie's," he can't even watch the movie or look at the box, anymore.

Thanks for the laughs, I'm copying that last so I can read it whenever I want.
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ROFL! Ummm, yeah...the things our Dad's teach us. I tend to over explain and I have to start a story from the very beginning..."There was a big bang and the universe was created...and that's how the car got stuck in the front door of the bank."
We call this "I asked you what time it is, not how to make a watch." I laugh because a friend is really, really guilty of it. He'll start talking and notice everyone's eyes glazing over. He'll laugh and say, yeah, I know. I'm building a watch again!
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We call this "I asked you what time it is, not how to make a watch." I laugh because a friend is really, really guilty of it. He'll start talking and notice everyone's eyes glazing over. He'll laugh and say, yeah, I know. I'm building a watch again!
But, sometimes the brand of watch and the last time you changed the battery is integral to the answer...
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.... not to mention I rarely wear my watch and when I put it on it could very well be in the wrong side of Daylight Savings Time, or for that matter, after a cross-country trip, in the wrong time zone entirely!
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.... not to mention I rarely wear my watch and when I put it on it could very well be in the wrong side of Daylight Savings Time, or for that matter, after a cross-country trip, in the wrong time zone entirely!
In the wrong quadrant of the galaxy, on the opposite side of the universe, which is ever expanding...because there was this Big bang...
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In the wrong quadrant of the galaxy, on the opposite side of the universe, which is ever expanding...because there was this Big bang...
Oh, but let me explain what I mean by big bang. Well, actually, first let me explain some things about the laws of physics and then we'll go back to the big bang so you know what I mean when I'm explaining it...
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Oh, but let me explain what I mean by big bang. Well, actually, first let me explain some things about the laws of physics and then we'll go back to the big bang so you know what I mean when I'm explaining it...
I think we could drive just about everyone bonkers.
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