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Old 12-01-2013, 08:26 AM   #2271
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i'm still stuck on those bacon band aids. do they have bacon pics on them or do they smell like bacon?
No, no Vit. You have it bass ackwards. The band aids sticks on you!
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Old 12-01-2013, 10:26 AM   #2272
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i'm still stuck on those bacon band aids. do they have bacon pics on them or do they smell like bacon?
They look like bacon...no bacon smell.
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Old 12-01-2013, 01:14 PM   #2273
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No, no Vit. You have it bass ackwards. The band aids sticks on you!


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Old 12-01-2013, 01:39 PM   #2274
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I am sure that by now, all of you digit damaged dames are bound by Murphy's Law that you are going to bang only the injured digit and none of the healthy ones.

Guess which foot I keep miss-stepping on? Of course, the broken one. I just can't seem to miss that strip on the floor between the rug and the tile floor. And always on the broken bone.
Addie, it's Digit Damaged Divas, not Dames! Sheesh!
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Old 12-01-2013, 01:46 PM   #2275
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Addie, it's Digit Damaged Divas, not Dames! Sheesh!
I have a little burn on my pinkie. I wanna be a Diva, too ...
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Old 12-01-2013, 02:14 PM   #2276
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I have a little burn on my pinkie. I wanna be a Diva, too ...
You are! Welcome to the club!

Injury of choice can be from a knife, a visor, an oven, Excalibur, anything that lets blood. Or causes digital pain.
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Old 12-01-2013, 02:51 PM   #2277
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Frustrating!

I spent parts of several days before Thanksgiving preparing dishes and ingredients for the big meal. I had quickly sharpened my knives and was chopping, slicing, dicing and mincing like mad. I kept telling myself to be careful because doing this stuff with a cut finger stinks. Nary a cut. I was proud of myself.

Friday afternoon I made myself a turkey sandwich with mayo. I cut my finger on this when I was reaching for it so I could put it in the dishwasher!
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Old 12-01-2013, 03:02 PM   #2278
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I spent parts of several days before Thanksgiving preparing dishes and ingredients for the big meal. I had quickly sharpened my knives and was chopping, slicing, dicing and mincing like mad. I kept telling myself to be careful because doing this stuff with a cut finger stinks. Nary a cut. I was proud of myself.

Friday afternoon I made myself a turkey sandwich with mayo. I cut my finger on this when I was reaching for it so I could put it in the dishwasher!
Awww! You poor Digit Damaged Dude!
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Like Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives, I guess we are now Damaged Digits, Divas, and Dudes! Or Dude. Or Andy can be a Diva too, if he wants.

Welcome to the club, Birthday Boy!
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Awww! You poor Digit Damaged Dude!
I've been called damaged before but never in reference to a finger.
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