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Old 10-04-2012, 10:15 PM   #3401
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HAHAHAHA! Too late on that score. Our good friends just had a baby in Sept. She found out she was expecting in June. Thought she was in menopause until her clothes started getting tight. Even her dr figured it was menopause and didn't do a pregnancy test. They found out when she went for an ultrasound and the tech said, "Well, you can bring your husband in, there's a baby in there" 6 months pregnant.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:19 PM   #3402
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HAHAHAHA! Too late on that score. Our good friends just had a baby in Sept. She found out she was expecting in June. Thought she was in menopause until her clothes started getting tight. Even her dr figured it was menopause and didn't do a pregnancy test. They found out when she went for an ultrasound and the tech said, "Well, you can bring your husband in, there's a baby in there" 6 months pregnant.
It would give Shrek a heart attack if I was...he was holding my hand after they removed those parts.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:22 PM   #3403
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Nearly gave her a heart attack. She held her hubby's hand when he got snipped after their LAST kid...15 years ago!
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:31 PM   #3404
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Nearly gave her a heart attack. She held her hubby's hand when he got snipped after their LAST kid...15 years ago!
Yikes!!!!
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:38 PM   #3405
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Nearly gave her a heart attack. She held her hubby's hand when he got snipped after their LAST kid...15 years ago!
Oh my! That's how I got my brother...
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:44 PM   #3406
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Let that be a lesson for all you ladies. If you don't want any more babies, make sure you deal with things YOURSELF.
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:14 PM   #3407
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Wow, my sister had a tubal pregnancy several years after her husband took care of things. :o
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Wow, my sister had a tubal pregnancy several years after her husband took care of things. :o
Ooh, tubal pregnancy, scary stuff.
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:24 AM   #3409
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I got rid of some body parts. Now I want to get rid of the upper ones. I certainly won't be nursing anymore babies. And they have done their job. Time for them to go so I can buy a blouse without having "gapitis". I keep checking for lumps. So far no luck.
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I got rid of some body parts. Now I want to get rid of the upper ones. I certainly won't be nursing anymore babies. And they have done their job. Time for them to go so I can buy a blouse without having "gapitis". I keep checking for lumps. So far no luck.
Those lumps are not something to wish for or to make light about.
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