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Old 10-20-2014, 04:35 PM   #3541
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People who tell you to have a good day, or call you a term of endearment are really vicious evil folks who spread that nasty fairy dust all over. How dare they!!

Have a good day honey!
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Old 10-20-2014, 04:42 PM   #3542
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People who tell you to have a good day, or call you a term of endearment are really vicious evil folks who spread that nasty fairy dust all over. How dare they!!

Have a good day honey!

+1, Sweetie!
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Old 10-20-2014, 04:47 PM   #3543
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I would never call an adult a name like honey, or sweetie, or for a guy, bro, chief, or boss.

you can never go wrong with ma'am or sir.

unless you mix them up because they are nj state troopers.
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Old 10-20-2014, 05:08 PM   #3544
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I would never call an adult a name like honey, or sweetie, or for a guy, bro, chief, or boss.

you can never go wrong with ma'am or sir.

unless you mix them up because they are nj state troopers.
Hey! you call me Chief all the time. Does that mean I'm inconsequential, huh, does it. Well mister, I have five reasons that I'm not inconsequential - look at my right hand as I close each finger - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. My mentor was Lucy VanPelt. Ya got that mister!

Ah, I was only kidding. C'mon over and we'll crack a couple of root beers.

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Old 10-20-2014, 09:49 PM   #3545
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Mad Cook, I'm sorry to hear that the horse thought you were a sweet treat! I hope your wounds heal quickly and you feel all better again.
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Old 10-20-2014, 10:07 PM   #3546
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I was witness to a shopper doing some massive shoplifting. When the cops came, they asked me if I was a witness. I gave a polite answer of "Yes." The cop asked my name and I told him Mrs. So and So. Well, in a very nasty voice he asked me my first name and I gave it to him. He then began to call me by my first name. I asked the cop what his first name was. He thought I was being a smartass. Since he didn't want to give it to me, I ask him what his title was. "Officer." "Well, officer I will call you by your title and you in return will properly call me by mine. "Mrs.!" He got the hint. Unless I know you for a long time and consider a friend, I expect you to call me Mrs. I in return will do the same for you. When I introduce myself as Mrs., I expect you to address me as such. It is called very simply, Respect! Specially for an elderly person.
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Old 10-21-2014, 02:39 AM   #3547
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sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me,
mister, when i get home.

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Old 10-21-2014, 03:35 AM   #3548
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sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me,
mister, when i get home.

And what medicine did you say you were taking bt dear? It's okay bt. In a little while a pretty lady is going to come and visit you. She will have a present for you. A nice white jacket with very long sleeves. The sleeves will help you hug yourself. Just remember, we all love you and just want you to get better.
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Old 10-21-2014, 03:55 AM   #3549
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lol, addie.
i was channeling aretha franklin.

i like doing background vocals to soul music. the pips, the supremes, and 4 of the jackson 5 ain't got nothin' on me.

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Hey! you call me Chief all the time. Does that mean I'm inconsequential, huh, does it. Well mister, I have five reasons that I'm not inconsequential - look at my right hand as I close each finger - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. My mentor was Lucy VanPelt. Ya got that mister!

Ah, I was only kidding. C'mon over and we'll crack a couple of root beers.

Seeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North
ooh, i love root beer. have you ever had homemade amish root beer?
their are little, hand painted, weathered wooden signs along the back roads in lancaster co., pennsylvania that invite people to visit amizh homes, usually only on saturdays, that advertise homemade root beer, farm fresh eggs, and homemade pies.

all are wonderful, and there's no worries about short cuts or artificial ingredients. but the root beer is outstanding.

i won't even mention root beer floats with homemade, hand churned that day ice cream.
it wouldn't be fair.
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Old 10-21-2014, 05:39 AM   #3550
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tetley probably feels very bad about biting you.

he walked into a bar and the bartender said, "why the long face?"

sorry, couldn't help it.
It wasn't Tetley who bit me. He is too much of a gentleman to bite the hand that feeds him.
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