Cooking Goddess
Chef Extraordinaire
My BIL had a Mom who cooked meat to "well done", then set his plate for later and kept it warm in the warming drawer of her gas stove. By the time he got home from working until close at Sears, the food on his plate was all dried out. He became good friends with Mr. Heinz. When he got married, my poor SIL had to watch him cover his food in ketchup. The first time she cooked a beef roast we were over for dinner. When she cut into it, her hubby's eyes got wide and he said "that meat is still red!" Well, it was pink, perfectly cooked, and delicious. We hid the Heinz from him that night, and he learned it was OK to eat food naked.I grew up with a mother who was a good basic cook...However, some of what I DO remember from her cooking time was that she could turn a lovely piece of beef into a hockey puck...
Sadly, it kinda messed things up for the family at gift-giving time. Seems like one Christmas we each got him some sort of Heinz: his Mom and Dad gave him a case of standard glass bottles, we gave him a commercial service can (48 ounces?) of Heinz...and the insults just got piled on, bottle and jar and case.