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Old 07-16-2009, 10:35 AM   #31
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If you are too opened minded, your brains will fall out.

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Old 07-16-2009, 02:03 PM   #32
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Just a few more :-)

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
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I know, not really deep ones here. I was in a frivolous mood this afternoon :-)

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Old 07-16-2009, 02:22 PM   #33
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

roll with it, not in it!! ~~~~~~~~~~~ msmofet
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Old 07-16-2009, 04:05 PM   #34
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i'd rather be pis*ed off than pis*ed on.
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Old 07-16-2009, 04:10 PM   #35
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You ladies are just on a ... roll today, aren't you

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Old 07-16-2009, 04:38 PM   #36
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!
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Old 07-16-2009, 04:45 PM   #37
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!
What's wrong with giving the dog a good petting after a long hike? He was being your buddy after all.

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What's wrong with giving the dog a good petting after a long hike? He was being your buddy after all.

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There you go sweating the petty things.
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Old 07-16-2009, 06:31 PM   #39
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OK I just changed my sig line, this is my favorite because I quoted myself!!
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Old 07-16-2009, 07:02 PM   #40
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