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Old 07-08-2009, 06:56 AM   #1
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:09 AM   #2
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:08 AM   #3
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Some of the best quotes are members' signatures...

...mine, for example.
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:21 AM   #4
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Mine is my sig line, but I also get a kick out of Chuck Norris's "If I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you" Lone Wolf McQuade.
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:27 AM   #5
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A very popular quote in Bengali:

Sree Sree Ramakrishna Param Hansa Dev, a great spiritual teacher told to his disciples "bhoy kire pagla, aami to achhi" (why are you afraid, I am here to rescue).

You will ofcourse can't get the real flavor of this quote if you don't know Bengali.
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:34 AM   #6
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A very popular quote in Bengali:

Sree Sree Ramakrishna Param Hansa Dev, a great spiritual teacher told to his disciples "bhoy kire pagla, aami to achhi" (why are you afraid, I am here to rescue).

You will ofcourse can't get the real flavor of this quote if you don't know Bengali.
Isn't Bengali one of the Thunder cat's from the 1980's cartoon?
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:55 AM   #7
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one of my favorites, a former sig line of mine

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Old 07-08-2009, 10:45 AM   #10
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